The left-wing crusader with brains and a sense of humour
Austalia's most-loved media tart
The Australian's most talked-about columnist
The right-wing warrior and Rupert Murdoch favourite
Sydney's most shocking shock jock
The columnist those on the left love to hate
Melbourne's emperor of the airwaves
The radio star who helped bring Kevin Rudd undone
The talkback titan who's stood the test of time
Print, TV, radio: there's no medium this conservative can't conquer
Columnist at The Australian
Age: 2011
Born in: Adelaide, South Australia
Friends: Bettina Arndt | Tom Switzer
Foes: David Marr
Home Town: Sydney

One assumes the PM's not texted Rebekah Brooks his commiserations with lol this time around.